The best kids jokes

Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids
When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: kids
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids
He’s been hitting the bottle for years. He’ll be two tomorrow.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: kids
"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?" Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel." "Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?" "The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course. The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: drunk, kids, little Johnny
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
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