The best kids jokes

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, beer, dad, kids
Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids
When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, party
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids
He’s been hitting the bottle for years. He’ll be two tomorrow.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 37.20 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?" Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel." "Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?" "The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course. The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: drunk, kids, little Johnny
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