The best kids jokes

Our baby looks just like me. But that’s OK, as long as he’s healthy.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: kids
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, money
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: game, kids
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
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has 38.65 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: kids
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, ugly
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, beer, dad, kids
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
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