Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier? A: You can count on me.
One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred. She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock. After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder. So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
He was so ugly when he was born they didn’t know whether to buy a cot or a cage.
Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
Two tomatoes are trying to pass the street. Suddenly, the one screams to the other: "CAR!" (splash) "WHERE?" (splash)
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!