The best kids jokes

A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: kids
Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: kids
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? A: He called a toe truck.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 34.55 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
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