The best kids jokes

Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 37.12 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: kids
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kids
Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: kids
When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: kids
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
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