The best kids jokes

"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?" Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel." "Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?" "The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course. The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: drunk, kids, little Johnny
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 36.89 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 36.49 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: kids
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
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