Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred. She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock. After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder. So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.