The best kids jokes

"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?" Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel." "Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?" "The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course. The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: drunk, kids, little Johnny
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: kids
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
has 36.05 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred. She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock. After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder. So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex
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