The best kids jokes

TEACHER: Why would you paint something black? STUDENT: So it runs faster.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: kids
Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier? A: You can count on me.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? A: He called a toe truck.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 34.65 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, technology
A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off. The son admires the parked plains’ through the window. At one point, he turns to his mother, which was reading a magazine, and pops the question: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" The child’s mother, bored to think of a reasonable answer, consultant him to ask the flight attendant. Therefore, it happened: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" little boy asks the flight attendant. Then, with a smile on her face, stewardess replied: "Did your mom told you to ask me?" The boy shook his head positively. So, she says back: "Tell your mother, that our company knows better and.. pulls out in time!"
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, dog, kids
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, kids, life, war
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