The best kids jokes

Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier? A: You can count on me.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids
He’s been hitting the bottle for years. He’ll be two tomorrow.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 37.13 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 36.89 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
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