The best kids jokes

Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 37.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 36.89 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 36.31 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred. She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock. After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder. So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
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has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
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