A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Vote:
What do you give a cat for its birthday?
A catologue.
Q: In which room we cannot live?
A: Mushroom.
Our baby looks just like me.
But that’s OK, as long as he’s healthy.
Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
(A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
"Where did you born?"
"At the hospital!"
"Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"