The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breath!!!!
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
He’s been hitting the bottle for years.
He’ll be two tomorrow.
What do you give a cat for its birthday?
A catologue.
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’
‘Of course.
What else could it be?’
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.