The best kids jokes

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids
When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids
Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin? It was OK. It was a safety pin.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
He’s been hitting the bottle for years. He’ll be two tomorrow.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
What do you give a cat for its birthday? A catologue.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: kids
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: kids
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, stupid, Yo mama
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