Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
When I was born, everyone was so happy. Even the doctor said, ‘I think it’s a baby.’
Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
What do you give a cat for its birthday? A catologue.
Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
Our baby looks just like me. But that’s OK, as long as he’s healthy.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)