The best kids jokes

A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
has 40.42 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cop, kids
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
What do you give a cat for its birthday? A catologue.
has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids
Our baby looks just like me. But that’s OK, as long as he’s healthy.
has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: kids
Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
has 39.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: kids
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: hospital, kids
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