What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breath!!!!
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Where does a boat go when it is sick?
The dock.
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin?
It was OK.
It was a safety pin.
He’s been hitting the bottle for years.
He’ll be two tomorrow.
What do you give a cat for its birthday?
A catologue.
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’
‘Of course.
What else could it be?’
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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