The best kids jokes

Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin? It was OK. It was a safety pin.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
What do you give a cat for its birthday? A catologue.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: kids
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, stupid, Yo mama
Our baby looks just like me. But that’s OK, as long as he’s healthy.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: game, kids
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
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has 38.65 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: kids
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, ugly
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