The best kids jokes

When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: car, dad, driving, kids
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cop, kids
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 40.06 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
What do you give a cat for its birthday? A catologue.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids
Our baby looks just like me. But that’s OK, as long as he’s healthy.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: kids
Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
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