The best kids jokes

Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? A: He called a toe truck.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 34.19 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, kids, masturbation
A local charity organization realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the donation seeker mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The person coming for donation began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister`s husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer`s voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The person who came asking for donation felt completely humiliated and said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don`t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: death, kids, lawyer, medical, money
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: hospital, kids
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
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