The best kids jokes

If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be? Out for the count!
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He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
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Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
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When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
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Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?
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How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? (They use bear conditioning!)
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He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
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Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
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Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
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Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.
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