The best kids jokes

A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house. Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house. Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone. The message reads, ' battery low'. Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'. He was disappointed.
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, phone, stupid, technology
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? A: He called a toe truck.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: kids
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 34.20 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, lawyer
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, technology
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