The best kids jokes

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
has 34.55 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)
has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, beer, dad, kids
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
has 33.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: business, kids
A local charity organization realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the donation seeker mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The person coming for donation began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister`s husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer`s voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The person who came asking for donation felt completely humiliated and said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don`t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, kids, lawyer, medical, money
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