The best kids jokes

Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, kids
Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: kids
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, kids, wife
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? (They use bear conditioning!)
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: kids
He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids
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