If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be? Out for the count!
He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?
How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? (They use bear conditioning!)
He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.