A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.