Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
Q:How does a bear start a race?
A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?
A: Booger King!!!
He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife.
Boy:- papa mom has died.
father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America
Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip
A: When did you turn up?
How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
(They use bear conditioning!)
He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.