Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy.
What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Daddy's an accountant.
What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife.
Boy:- papa mom has died.
father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America
Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
Q:How does a bear start a race?
A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip
A: When did you turn up?
How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
(They use bear conditioning!)
He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
He was so ugly when he was born they didn’t know whether to buy a cot or a cage.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!