The best kids jokes

Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: kids
When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: kids
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, kids, wife
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: business, kids
Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off. The son admires the parked plains’ through the window. At one point, he turns to his mother, which was reading a magazine, and pops the question: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" The child’s mother, bored to think of a reasonable answer, consultant him to ask the flight attendant. Therefore, it happened: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" little boy asks the flight attendant. Then, with a smile on her face, stewardess replied: "Did your mom told you to ask me?" The boy shook his head positively. So, she says back: "Tell your mother, that our company knows better and.. pulls out in time!"
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, dog, kids
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