The best kids jokes

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, kids
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: kids
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, kids, wife
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: business, kids
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, technology
Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
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