Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.