The best knock-knock jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: athlete, knock-knock
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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has 45.95 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: doctor, knock-knock
One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: graduation, knock-knock
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