The best knock-knock jokes

Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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has 49.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: athlete, knock-knock
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: graduation, knock-knock
One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: doctor, knock-knock
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock, stupid
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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has 26.56 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, knock-knock
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