The best knock-knock jokes

Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
has 57.95 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, nerd
Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: athlete, knock-knock
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
has 47.29 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, heaven, knock-knock, sex
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
has 44.07 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: doctor, knock-knock
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