Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.