The best knock-knock jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, heaven, knock-knock, sex
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: athlete, knock-knock
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
has 45.25 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: doctor, knock-knock
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