The best knock-knock jokes

"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock, stupid
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
Knock-knock. Who is there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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has 29.62 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, Valentines day, work
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
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has 26.09 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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has 23.37 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, knock-knock
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
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has 22.66 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
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has 20.19 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, knock-knock
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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has 15.68 % from 525 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock