The best knock-knock jokes

"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
Vote:
has 35.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock, stupid
One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
Vote:
has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
Vote:
has 34.94 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
Vote:
has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: graduation, knock-knock
Knock-knock. Who is there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
Vote:
has 28.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, Valentines day, work
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
Vote:
has 26.87 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
Vote:
has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
Vote:
has 23.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, knock-knock
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
Vote:
has 22.74 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
Vote:
has 21.93 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, knock-knock
<<<56
More jokes →
Page 5 of 6.