Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
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Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffikin
Muffikin who?
Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there? D
umbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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