The best knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
Vote: has 57.55 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
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Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
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More jokes about: knock-knock, nerd
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Vote: has 55.19 % from 38 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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More jokes about: athlete, knock-knock


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