The best knock-knock jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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has 58.60 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: IT, knock-knock
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 58.04 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
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has 57.60 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, nerd
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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has 50.69 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: athlete, knock-knock
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