The best knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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has 61.00 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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has 60.22 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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has 58.69 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: IT, knock-knock
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 57.73 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
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has 56.93 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, nerd
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
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