The best knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
Vote: has 58.77 % from 36 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
Vote: has 57.62 % from 46 votes. Send joke:
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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
Vote: has 57.54 % from 86 votes. Send joke:
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Vote: has 56.92 % from 37 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
Vote: has 56.36 % from 31 votes. Send joke:
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Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
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