The best knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!
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has 62.04 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, I knock.
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
One day a man heard knocking at his door. He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling. The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could. Three years later he heard knocking at the door again. He opened the door to see the snail. The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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has 61.09 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 60.22 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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has 59.77 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: IT, knock-knock
Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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has 59.17 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, knock-knock
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
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has 56.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, nerd
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