The best knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, I knock.
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has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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has 62.37 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!
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has 62.04 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 61.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
One day a man heard knocking at his door. He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling. The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could. Three years later he heard knocking at the door again. He opened the door to see the snail. The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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has 61.09 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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has 59.77 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: IT, knock-knock
Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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has 59.17 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, knock-knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money