The best jokes about life

First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, life
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 73.93 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
A tourist was watching an Indigenous man sending smoke signals. Everything around him was primitive, except of a latest model fire extinguisher. "What's the fire extinguisher for?" the tourist wondered. "It's for erasing the misspellings!"
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: "Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" "Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."
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Get to know your mate. If there's something you need to know about him, just ask him right up front. And choose the right moment because the fellas don't like opening up. Like, after intimacy, turn around, look him in his eye and say, "I've been wanting to know, what's your name?"
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
A couple was touring the capitol in Washington, DC, and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent gentleman as the congressional chaplain. The lady asked, "What does the chaplain do? Does he pray for the Senate or House?" The guide answered, "No, he gets up, looks at both houses of Congress, then prays for the country!"
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: couple, life, travel
How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!
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has 73.82 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican, work
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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has 73.71 % from 527 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: life, old people, technology
What do you call a Labrador that becomes a magician? A Labracadabrador!
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: life
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