The best jokes about life

What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, sport, technology
Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife? A: Meet Patty.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine." Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight members said, "I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently." "Hmm?" said the manager. "And are you sure you having nothing else to add?" "Well, yes," said the member. "I lie extensively."
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: health, life
1st Eskimo: "Where did your mother come from?" 2nd Eskimo: "Alaska." 1st Eskimo: "Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself!"
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What do you call a Labrador that becomes a magician? A Labracadabrador!
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. Then Chad said, "I've made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word." "Wow!" said Sherm, "how did you manage that?" "It's easy," replied Chad. "My last word is always 'Yes, Dear.' "
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: husband, life, marriage, wife
A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. "Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. "It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam. "No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches." "Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all. In fact, he heard no sounds at all. Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out. "Talk to me, baby." "Moo."
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has 74.89 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, life
Q: What does the baker have under his apron? A: Dough nuts.
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has 74.84 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: life
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, women
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