The best jokes about life

Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. "Once upon a time there was a white bunny..." "Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said. "Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...." "Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!" "Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."
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has 72.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, science
Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life, prison
Always be yourself. Unless you can be quiet, then be that.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
Two skeletons meet, and one asks the other, "Did you die before the Social Security reform, or after?" "No, I'm still alive."
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, political
When a White guy is... Scared- He gets even whiter. Cold- He turns Blue. Angry-He turns Red. Stoned- Gray duh. Sick- He turns Green. When a Black guy is... Scared- He stays Black. Cold- He stays Black. Angry- He stays Black. Stoned- He stays Black. Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.
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has 72.61 % from 633 votes. More jokes about: life, white people
Patient: Doc I keep on forgetting things. Doctor: Since when did you have these problems? Patient: What problems?
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: life
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
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has 72.39 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: fat, life, love, money, women
Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, sex
Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter. The day of delivery arrived. Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room. Finally one of them said, “I can’t take this, I’m going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!” The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face. “What happened?” asked the waiting car occupant. The other partner announced, “They were twins and mine died!”
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, death, hospital, lawyer, life
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