The best jokes about life

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times already.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: life
If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: life
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: life
Big inspection on a build site/yard. The boss tells the workers : what ever happens just act as usual. The inspection committee were inspecting when a wall just colapses. -(Worker looking at his watch) : 10:15, just on time
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: life, time, work
"Doctor I feel like biscuits!" "What, you mean those square ones?" "Yes!" "The ones you put butter on?" "Yes!" "Well, that means you’re crackers!"
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cop, death, food, life
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: life, love
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life, love, math, nerd
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