The best jokes about life

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
has 34.57 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'.
has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
has 34.00 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, teen, viagra
What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beer, life
You know what I was thinking about right now? What it would be like to have six fingers....high fives would be different.
has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
has 33.13 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, life, women
One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."
has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
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