The best jokes about life

Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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has 27.74 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people? You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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has 26.12 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: husband, life, men, wife
Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me. Look how time files!
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Doc, isn't it harmful to drink a shot before eating? No it's not, if you don't eat too often..
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has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
Why did the Viking buy an old boat? Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
There once was two people Lisa and Brian They got married and had a child. The only problem was that the child was only a head, he had no arms, legs or torso. So all his life he was picked on and teased and he always wished he had a body. So when he turned 21 his dad took him to a bar and let him have his first beer ever. When he drank a whole bottle an arm popped out. When he drank more bottles more body parts popped out. After drinking many beers he finally had a whole body. As they left the bar, he was very drunk and was hit by a bus and he died. The moral of the story "Quit while you're a head."
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, kids, life, marriage
The old woman comes to a gynecologist. He inspects her and says with the surprice: An old woman, you're pregnant! How did you managed at your age...? Oh, those teens. They always asks to tell them everything, then show and give to try...
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has 24.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
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