The best jokes about life

Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me. Look how time files!
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drug, life, music
Doc, isn't it harmful to drink a shot before eating? No it's not, if you don't eat too often..
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has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
Lenin dies and goes to Saint Peter to tell him whether to go to hell or heaven. There was a big problem among the saints because the half of them wanted him to hell and the other half in Paradise. Then they asked God, who of course tells them to go to Hell. After a week of being in hell, devil visited St. Peter and complained: "This Lenin will destroy me. One week in Hell only and he has already started their courses and demonstrations." St. Peter much forced agrees to accept Lenin in Paradise. From that day and then there was a disturbing silence. After two months St. Peter goes to heaven and he sees what? Everyone sitting around and Lenin standing in the middle and talking. Among the distinguished listeners the Saint recognises Jesus Christ. He calls him and says: "God will punish you" And he answers: "Who? God? But God does not exist."
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has 25.28 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, heaven, life
The old woman comes to a gynecologist. He inspects her and says with the surprice: An old woman, you're pregnant! How did you managed at your age...? Oh, those teens. They always asks to tell them everything, then show and give to try...
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has 24.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
Why did the Viking buy an old boat? Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Man returning with his wife from guests. Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife. But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?
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has 24.15 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: life
At the Court discussion between judge and villager: So you was propeling surrogate alcohol? Me? No! What do you mean no? You have a device for that... means propeled. Then please judge me also for rape... So you have raped someone also? Well no... but I have a device...
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has 24.08 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: life
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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has 23.85 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: husband, life, men, wife
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