The best jokes about life

I sent my young son to pick up ice cream, I handed him some money and a coupon. Later he came home with the ice cream and the coupon. When I asked him what happened, he replied, “Mom I had enough money. I didn’t need the coupon.”
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A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: life, science
How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people? You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she's never had any prior lessons or training. As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away. Immediately the girl realizes she's not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse's mane, she grabs the saddle ... but she realizes it's no use. Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse. Her head is hitting the ground ... thump ... thump ... thump ... over and over again. Just as she is about to lose consciousness ..... the store manager runs out and unplugs the horse!
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, horse, life
There once was two people Lisa and Brian They got married and had a child. The only problem was that the child was only a head, he had no arms, legs or torso. So all his life he was picked on and teased and he always wished he had a body. So when he turned 21 his dad took him to a bar and let him have his first beer ever. When he drank a whole bottle an arm popped out. When he drank more bottles more body parts popped out. After drinking many beers he finally had a whole body. As they left the bar, he was very drunk and was hit by a bus and he died. The moral of the story "Quit while you're a head."
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has 26.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, kids, life, marriage
Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me. Look how time files!
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Why did the Viking buy an old boat? Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
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Doc, isn't it harmful to drink a shot before eating? No it's not, if you don't eat too often..
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has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
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