The best jokes about men

Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven. "I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off." So they fly to heaven without any trouble but when they get there the first guy sees a naked woman walk by so his wings falll off. When he bends over to pick them up the second guy's wings fall off.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: men
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man. This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, single, women
How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: god, lawyer, men, tax
A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news." "Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the patient. The doctor replies, "You only have 24 hours to live." "That's terrible," said the patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?" The doctor replies, "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."
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has 75.66 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: men
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
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has 75.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: divorce, mean, men, money, women
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" The doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: men
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: men
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly. “Is everything okay, pal?”, the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!”. Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?” “Yeah. But today is the last day”.
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has 75.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, drunk, men
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? A: Who knows it's never been done.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: men
This could be considered the ideal world for many men: His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties. His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy. A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
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has 74.54 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, family, life, men
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