The best jokes about men

A man sits on a bus looking ashamed. The man next to him notices and asks what is wrong. He says that when he went to buy the bus ticket, the woman serving him had the most unbelievable breasts, so he got flustered and asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh instead of Pittsburgh. The man next to him laughs, "Don't worry about that. We all make Freudian slips. This morning I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say, 'Pass the salt,' but I accidently said, 'You f**king bitch, you ruined my life.'"
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A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, life, men, morbid, time
Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms. Men say "Big deal. We can fake a whole relationship just for a shag."
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" The doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body? A: He is all right now.
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Women prefer the simple things in life… like men.
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What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A rumor.
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What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders? A scrotum pole!
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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: mean, men, wife
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