The best jokes about men

A guy rang up to air port and said: "Do you mind me please to ask how long is from New York to Sanfransico? The lady replied "A moment..." Then the guy said "Thank you" and ceased conversation.
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has 73.79 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, stupid, time, travel
Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body? A: He is all right now.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" The doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men
How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need. A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Husband says: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, mean, men, wife
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.
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has 73.13 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men, time
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, men, sex
Six nuns are washing themselves all together when the doorbell rings. One nun goes to the door and says 'who is it?' An elderly gentleman replies "It's the blind man from the village" so the nun shouts to the others, "don't worry it's just the blind man from the village, I'll let him in." She lets him in and goes "how can we help?" The gent replies "I'm just going to go measure your blinds, but nice tits"
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: men
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