The best jokes about men

What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders? A scrotum pole!
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: men
A plane is descending rapidly from the air, and the passengers are all scared stiff. Suddenly a women near the front of the plane stands up and takes off her shirt. She proceeds to yell, "Is there a man on this plane that can make me feel like a REAL woman before I die?!" She continues to yell this for about ten minutes before a man in the very back takes a stand. He proceeds to say "Yeah I can make you feel like a woman." He then takes off his shirt and throws it towards her and says, "Here! Iron this!"
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: men
John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious. The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation. Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
A guy rang up to air port and said: "Do you mind me please to ask how long is from New York to Sanfransico? The lady replied "A moment..." Then the guy said "Thank you" and ceased conversation.
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has 73.28 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, stupid, time, travel
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 72.87 % from 416 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, men
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.
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has 72.81 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men, time
A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits) The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: men
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