The best jokes about men

Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: men, women
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
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