The best jokes about men

I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him and says,"Hey mister what ya got in those bags?" "Just sand," replied Jose.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: love, men, time
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
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