The best jokes about men

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, dog, marriage, men, women
Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, men
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won’t you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won’t you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so. Yours always and truly, John P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, women
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men, women
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say
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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
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