Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart.
I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement.
Simply devastated.
Won’t you please consider coming back to me?
You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill.
I can never marry another woman quite like you.
I need you so much. Won’t you forgive me and let us make a new beginning?
I love you so.
Yours always and truly,
John
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.