The best jokes about men

Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.42 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, women
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
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