Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention.
It's a folding bottle."
"OK," says the clerk.
"What do you call it?"
"A fottle, replies the inventor."
"A fottle?
That's a stupid!
Can't you think of something else?"
"I can think about it.
I've got something else though.
It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"A farton", replies the inventor.
"That's rude.
You can't possibly call it that!"
"In that case," says the inventor...
"You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."