Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
How are men like diplomas?
You spend lots of time getting one, but once you
have it, you don't know what to do with it.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,
I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
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