The best jokes about men

A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. "I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?" "Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes." The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head. "But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!" "True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, dog, marriage, men, women
Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, men
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won’t you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won’t you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so. Yours always and truly, John P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, women
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say
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