The best jokes about men

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
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I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: love, men, time
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, women
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