"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.