Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.