The best jokes about men

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
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Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: love, men, time
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
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What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. "I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?" "Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes." The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head. "But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!" "True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women
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