Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
How are men like diplomas?
You spend lots of time getting one, but once you
have it, you don't know what to do with it.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,
I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
An advertisement:
I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones.
Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!