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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
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What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
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''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
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How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
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