The best jokes about men

Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: men, women
My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won’t you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won’t you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so. Yours always and truly, John P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, women
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men, women
What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
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