I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.