A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room.
Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.