The best jokes about men

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She: Well, you succeeded.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: men
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat? Divorce him.
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: men
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: love, men, time
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dog, men
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men
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