The best jokes about men

Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat? Divorce him.
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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: love, men, time
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dog, men
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: holiday, men
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