A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
Q: How can you tell when a man is dead?
A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.