Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.