Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.