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Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
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Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
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How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
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Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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