How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.
What do you call a woman that works like a man??
Lazy.
Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears?
Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
How do you know if a man is lying?
His lips are moving!
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?
They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.