Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar.
Man says "you can leave that lion here."
The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
Why does a man like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.