The best jokes about men

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
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He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She: Well, you succeeded.
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Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat? Divorce him.
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Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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