How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
What do you call a woman that works like a man?? Lazy.
Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears? Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.