Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors.
The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol.
The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half.
They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story.
Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
Men are like buses.
One comes every 15 minutes.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
How are men like diplomas?
You spend lots of time getting one, but once you
have it, you don't know what to do with it.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,
I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.