The best jokes about men

Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
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I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
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I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!" A second man walks into the same bar. You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
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A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. "I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?" "Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes." The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head. "But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!" "True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
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