The best jokes about men

Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, work
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
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