The best jokes about men

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him and says,"Hey mister what ya got in those bags?" "Just sand," replied Jose.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 41.72 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
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