The best jokes about men

I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.40 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
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