The best jokes about men

I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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How is a man like a microwave oven? Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.
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A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. "I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?" "Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes." The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head. "But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!" "True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
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Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!" A second man walks into the same bar. You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
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