Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
How are men like diplomas?
You spend lots of time getting one, but once you
have it, you don't know what to do with it.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,
I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
Q: How do you piss off a man?
A: Stand on his back and piss.
Vote:
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"
A second man walks into the same bar.
You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.