Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
How are men like diplomas?
You spend lots of time getting one, but once you
have it, you don't know what to do with it.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,
I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.