The best jokes about men

Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!" A second man walks into the same bar. You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
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