The best jokes about men

What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat? Divorce him.
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10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
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Man: Great idea, bad design.
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Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
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What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.
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