The best jokes about men

Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, life, men
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
How is a man like a microwave oven? Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. "I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?" "Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes." The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head. "But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!" "True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.70 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
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