I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.