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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
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''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
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How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
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How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears? Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
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Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
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What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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