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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.
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I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
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What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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