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Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Q: What is difference between man and Superman?
A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
How do you know if your man is dead?
The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions!