My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart.
I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement.
Simply devastated.
Won’t you please consider coming back to me?
You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill.
I can never marry another woman quite like you.
I need you so much. Won’t you forgive me and let us make a new beginning?
I love you so.
Yours always and truly,
John
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Q: What is difference between man and Superman?
A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
How do you know if your man is dead?
The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions!