Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room.
Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.