The best jokes about men

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women
One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop. J(ohnny):I want a pistol S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols) J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this, S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose? J: For shooting cans. S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one. J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one. S: And what cans will you shoot at? J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won’t you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won’t you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so. Yours always and truly, John P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, women
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching you."
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, time
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