What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,
I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Q: What is difference between man and Superman?
A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
How do you know if your man is dead?
The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.