What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,
I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Q: What is difference between man and Superman?
A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
How do you know if your man is dead?
The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.