The best jokes about men

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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has 17.74 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: gym, men, teacher, time
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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has 17.34 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 16.20 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, men
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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has 13.95 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."
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has 12.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, men, political
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