The best jokes about men

What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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has 17.34 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"
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has 16.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, friendship, men, work
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 16.81 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, men
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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has 15.38 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."
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has 13.02 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, men, political
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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has 12.76 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: gym, men, teacher, time
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