The best jokes about men

How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: men
How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
has 20.48 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
has 19.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"
has 17.81 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, friendship, men, work
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: gym, men, teacher, time
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
has 16.45 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, men
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