The best jokes about men

Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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has 21.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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has 17.59 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
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