The best jokes about men

What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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has 18.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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has 17.23 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 14.46 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, men
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