The best jokes about men

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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has 22.68 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wine
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"
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has 18.60 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, friendship, men, work
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