A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"