A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island.
The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts.
The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!"
He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated.
Everybody looks at him cross.
Then they kick him off the island.
Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
Vote:
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Vote:
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!