The best jokes about men

What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wine
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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has 20.65 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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has 19.84 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
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