The best jokes about men

Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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has 18.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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has 17.23 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 15.20 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, men
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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has 13.47 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: gym, men, teacher, time
(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"
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has 13.41 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, friendship, men, work
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