Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.