The best jokes about men

Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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