What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?
They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.
Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!