The best jokes about men

What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wine
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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has 20.78 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
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