The best money jokes

Uncle gives little Johnny a £5 note for his birthday. ‘Spend it carefully,’ says Uncle. ‘Remember – a fool and his money are soon parted.’ Little Johnny replies, ‘Well you certainly handed it over fast enough.’
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A young man wants to be left something in his aunt’s will, so every day he goes round and takes her poodles for a walk. When she finally dies, she does indeed remember the kindness of her nephew – and leaves him the poodles.
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What’s the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives? Win the Lottery.
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I saw a tramp who was so broke he was standing on the corner shouting, ‘Will work for cardboard and a magic marker!’
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Our house was so small if we got a large pizza we had to go outside to eat it.
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He was so mean he used to give his children £1 each instead of an evening meal, then charged them £2 for breakfast.
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They say about money that you can’t take it with you. I can’t even afford to go.
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Two elderly gin-soaked colonels are sitting at the bar of their club. ‘Lend me a tenner for a month, old boy,’ says one. ‘What does a month-old boy want a tenner for?’ asks the other.
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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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Getting money out of my father was like taking candy from a baby. He used to scream and cry like hell.
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