The best money jokes

He’s in debt up to his eyes. The only thing he’s paid for is his hat.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
Think nobody knows you’re alive? Try missing a payment.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, money
A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer." The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars." The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender. "Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that." The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the man asks. Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, beer, money
What’s the best way to stop water coming into your house? Don’t pay the water bill.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money
He was so mean he had the house sound-proofed so the children wouldn’t be able to hear the ice cream van.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
I got this antique watch from my grandfather on his deathbed – he put up one hell of a fight for it.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: money
Jesus saves. But wouldn’t it have been better if he had invested?
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: money
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