The best money jokes

Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: money
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money, tax
Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
A guy was talking with his friend: I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk. Ok, but how about your finances? The lawyer takes care of those...
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: car, lawyer, money, wife
I was taken short in the back of a taxi. Because of all the mess I gave the driver a ten-pound note. Mind you it had only been a fiver before I wiped myself with it.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they take away your credit card.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
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has 19.48 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: money
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as quickly as he can. The bartender asks, "my goodness, why are you drinking so fast?' The guy replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have." The bartender looks at him curiously and says, "What do you have?" The guy responds, "Only one Dollar."
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, money
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