The best money jokes

I was taken short in the back of a taxi. Because of all the mess I gave the driver a ten-pound note. Mind you it had only been a fiver before I wiped myself with it.
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Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they take away your credit card.
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Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
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A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as quickly as he can. The bartender asks, "my goodness, why are you drinking so fast?' The guy replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have." The bartender looks at him curiously and says, "What do you have?" The guy responds, "Only one Dollar."
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What’s the difference between your wage packet and your trouser packet? You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your wage packet.
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He was so poor all he had to wear as a boy were hand-me-downs. The real shame was that he had five older sisters.
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Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy? If you bump your head, they pay you a lump sum.
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A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. The man had one hand in his pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing over the contents of her cash drawer. When she had forked over $7,000 the robber said, "That's enough" and walked out the door. It's hard to find a bank robber who knows when he's had enough.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
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Did you hear about the gypsy who won the Lottery? He got paid in travellers’ cheques.
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