The best money jokes

What’s the difference between your wage packet and your trouser packet? You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your wage packet.
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He was so poor all he had to wear as a boy were hand-me-downs. The real shame was that he had five older sisters.
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Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy? If you bump your head, they pay you a lump sum.
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A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. The man had one hand in his pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing over the contents of her cash drawer. When she had forked over $7,000 the robber said, "That's enough" and walked out the door. It's hard to find a bank robber who knows when he's had enough.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
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has 18.94 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Did you hear about the gypsy who won the Lottery? He got paid in travellers’ cheques.
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money
Smile and the world audits your taxes.
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money
Born free. Taxed to death. A man goes into a shop to get his wife a present. He points out a bottle of perfume and asks
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has 17.94 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: money
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money, women
Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
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