The best money jokes

Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I dont, Ive been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, Ive been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: business, money, travel
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as quickly as he can. The bartender asks, "my goodness, why are you drinking so fast?' The guy replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have." The bartender looks at him curiously and says, "What do you have?" The guy responds, "Only one Dollar."
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, money
What’s the difference between your wage packet and your trouser packet? You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your wage packet.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: money
He was so poor all he had to wear as a boy were hand-me-downs. The real shame was that he had five older sisters.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: money
Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy? If you bump your head, they pay you a lump sum.
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A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. The man had one hand in his pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing over the contents of her cash drawer. When she had forked over $7,000 the robber said, "That's enough" and walked out the door. It's hard to find a bank robber who knows when he's had enough.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
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has 18.94 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Did you hear about the gypsy who won the Lottery? He got paid in travellers’ cheques.
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money
Smile and the world audits your taxes.
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money
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