The best money jokes

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they take away your credit card.
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Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: money
The wages of sin are death – but after taxes and NI contributions you’ll just end up feeling a bit tired.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: money
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money
Harry’s so cheap, he didn’t buy his wife a pearl necklace, he got her a length of string and told her to start a collection.
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Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
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A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as quickly as he can. The bartender asks, "my goodness, why are you drinking so fast?' The guy replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have." The bartender looks at him curiously and says, "What do you have?" The guy responds, "Only one Dollar."
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, money
What’s the difference between your wage packet and your trouser packet? You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your wage packet.
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He was so poor all he had to wear as a boy were hand-me-downs. The real shame was that he had five older sisters.
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