What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!