Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!