The best music jokes

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 49.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
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