The best music jokes

Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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