The best music jokes

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 49.52 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 48.11 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 47.81 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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has 47.39 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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has 47.24 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
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