Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.