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The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, music
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 46.35 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 45.92 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 45.83 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
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