The best music jokes

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 48.11 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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has 47.39 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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has 47.24 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 47.10 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, music
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