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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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