The best music jokes

Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: music, women
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 56.63 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: music
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
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