The best music jokes

Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 56.43 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: music
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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