What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.