Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.