What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.