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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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