Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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