Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.