The best music jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
Vote: has 48.26 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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More jokes about: music, women