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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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