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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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