One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..