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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 45.83 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 44.56 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, music
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
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