Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.