The best music jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 45.97 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 45.85 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 45.30 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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