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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, music
One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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has 46.67 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, church, music, old people
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
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