The best music jokes

Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, music, travel, Yo mama
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, music
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