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One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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has 46.67 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, church, music, old people
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 44.48 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
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