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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, phone
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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