Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.