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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 45.25 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, music
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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