The best music jokes

What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, music, prison, work
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, music, technology
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 49.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
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