Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.