A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!