The best music jokes

Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
Vote: has 46.90 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

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A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Blow Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time." The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit. She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off. So she turns the light off and starts sucking his dick. All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day. He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights. All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.
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One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Vote: has 43.73 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
Vote: has 38.25 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Vote: has 35.12 % from 40 votes. Send joke:

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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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