The best music jokes

Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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