The best music jokes

After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, music
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, music, technology
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
has 49.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, music, prison, work
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
has 48.52 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, music
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