The best music jokes

What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 44.48 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 44.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, music
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
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