Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!