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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
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