Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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