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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, music
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 44.33 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 43.68 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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