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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, music
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
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