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You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in. You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address. She tells you to take her out today. She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world. You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy. You run out as fast as you can. You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two. Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it. You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter. Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer. You ask him why she called him daddy. He says because that's my first name.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 32.39 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
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I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
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Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, "I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral."
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has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, doctor, family, funeral
I can't see the point of going to a lap-dancing club. If I wanted a woman who would take my money and sexually frustrate me, I would get married.
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has 80.12 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: marriage, mean, money, sex, women
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
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has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: business, political
Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body? A: A Mexican.
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has 25.82 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, women
Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats? A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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has 16.30 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two - one to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drug, ethnic, light bulb

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