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Q: Why did my wife cross the road? A: To go back to the first shoe shop we went in three bloody hours ago.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: business, mean, travel, wife, women
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, geography
New generic drug replacement for Viagra – it's called Mycoxaflopin.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: drug, medical, viagra
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex
A kid asks his mom "why his sisters' middle name is Paris?" "Because that's where we conceived her." "Next, I was going to ask why my middle name is Chevy but now I know why."
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, family, geography, sex
Q: What's long and thin and covered with skin and nobody knows how many holes its been in. A: A worm.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe's chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day the chief's wife gives birth to a white child. The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you are the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor replied, "No, chief, you're mistaken. What we have here is a natural occurrence what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about the white kid."
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has 75.64 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, ethnic, teacher, white people
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall. All of a sudden a naked lone figure was seen bent over on the side of the road. Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop. He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi. She was naked with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles. The president said, "OMG Nancy what happened?" She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die! The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper. He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me"
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has 25.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, dirty, mexican, political

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