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My nephew told me when he grows up, he wants to be a pizza delivery guy, or a pool skimmer. I need to tell my bro to do a better job at hiding his porn.
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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has 74.55 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: jewish
What did one Christmas tree say to the other? You've got a lot of balls walking in here dressed like that.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Christmas
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Christmas
Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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has 22.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: What? No! Gmail: Call the police
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: cop, internet, IT
My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila. "You're coming home now!" she screamed. "No, I'm not," I laughed. She said, "I'm talking to the kids."
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has 66.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids
[ancient greece] Teacher: "What have you all chosen for your thesis?" Hippocrates: "I'm laying the ground work for centuries of modern medicine." Socrates: "I am examining what it means to be." Ptolemy: "Uh you guys ever uh notice how those stars look like a bear?"
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Spider: Why are you terrified by me? Me: Well the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact you can talk.
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