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The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication
Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.
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has 17.12 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, relationship, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner. They have many ideas but each idea doesn't sound good. Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door. The mother answers it and it's a nun saying she's going door to door giving out soup to families. She takes the bag of soup and thanks to the nun. They all go to the kitchen and grab a bowl and then pour the soup into bowls. The father says "this soup stinks!" The mother says "honey a nun brought it to us be grateful." The father then tastes it and says "ew it tastes like shit" and the mother say s "honey just keep eating." After they finish they go to the living room and the news is on. The reporter says "the man dressed as a nun delivering raw sewage door to door has been caught" they all puked.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, food, mean, religious, vulgar
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Johny's curriculum vitae: 1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none. I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, little Johnny, work
1998: Don't get in the car with strangers. 2008: Don't meet people from the internet. 2018: Order yourself a stranger to get in the car with from the internet. (Uber)
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has 71.07 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: IT, time

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