Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Three holy men rode a plane home. There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end. Who should talk him out of it. The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live. In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant. And a melted black box. The holy men still live to tell the tale. And so does the football.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Q: Would you burn your education certificate for 50 million us dollars? Me: I will burn my certificate, I will burn the school, the nearby schools and even the ministry of education I will also burn all the textbooks.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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