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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
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Drunk man stumbles upstairs late at night and bursts through the bedroom door with a duck under his arm. He announces to his now awake annoyed wife that "This is the pig I've been screwing." The wife unimpressed said "You drunk arsehole... That's a duck". The bloke looks down at the duck and then looks back up at his wife and says... "I was talking to the duck!"
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A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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Caitlin Jenner and her chauffer were parked on a highway. When a policeman pulled up and asked "What's going on?" The driver said "I blew my tranny." The cop didn't know if he should arrest them for indecent exposure or call AAA.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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