The best racist jokes

How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
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White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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