The best racist jokes

Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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has 57.93 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there. His mother didn’t allow it. The boy started to cry, and made his mother to change her mind. Proudly, the boy goes near the gorilla with the banana and as he was about to give it away, the gorilla grabbed him and was prepared to eat him. Crying and shouting, the boy tries to escape, but even his mother stood still in the sight of it. Suddenly, something sounded like a hum up in the air... It was Superman! Superman rescued the child! The crowd relieved applauses. The Media arrived at that point, and the reporters started interviewing Superman. "Which newspaper are you from?" Superman asked to one of them. "New York Times." "You can ask me now." Superman said. "Were you scared while saving the kid?" "Yes, but it doesn’t matter to me. I want to help other human beings, no matter the cost." To the next reporter: "Which newspaper are you from? "Herald Tribute. Which are your beliefs about children?" "I believe that children are the future of our world and that we should, all of us protect them from evil." The third reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?" "Risebroker" (Rizospastis, a Greek newspaper) "To you, you damned communist, I’m not saying a word!" Next Day, Newspapers write in their FrontPage: New York Times – Superman, the abnegation and human sacrifice standard! Herald Tribute – Superman, the defender and children Savior! Risebroker – Superman, Propagandist, right winged fascist, deprives food from South-African immigrant!
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 57.73 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 57.66 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: racist
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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has 57.50 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.47 % from 452 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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has 57.43 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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has 57.41 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: money, racist, travel
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 57.36 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
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