What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.