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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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has 60.10 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, life, racist
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: racist
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: racist
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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has 59.86 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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has 59.58 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
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