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Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 56.88 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: racist
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 56.84 % from 382 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 56.79 % from 481 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 56.72 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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has 56.46 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: racist
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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has 56.41 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 56.21 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 55.62 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 55.42 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
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has 55.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: kids, military, racist
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