The best racist jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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has 57.56 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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has 57.19 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.14 % from 485 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 57.11 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 57.08 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 57.08 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: racist
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 56.88 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 56.63 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 56.56 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
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