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Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: racist
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: racist
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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has 59.86 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: racist
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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has 59.12 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 59.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 59.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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has 59.09 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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has 59.06 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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has 58.89 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
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