The best racist jokes

God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: racist
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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has 57.25 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 57.23 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.02 % from 486 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 56.96 % from 388 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 56.88 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 56.87 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 56.63 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 56.10 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
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has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: kids, military, racist
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