Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.