What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."