The best racist jokes

How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: racist
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: racist
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
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has 60.54 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: animal, mechanic, racist
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
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has 60.41 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 60.15 % from 979 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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has 59.86 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 59.79 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
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