Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders