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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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has 59.86 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
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has 59.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 59.18 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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has 59.03 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 58.72 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.59 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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has 58.47 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 58.46 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: racist
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