How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"