Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroid's.
How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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