How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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