The best racist jokes

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
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