Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.