The best racist jokes

What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 56.88 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, racist
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: kids, military, racist
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 56.51 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: racist
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 56.28 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
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has 55.96 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: racist
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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has 55.84 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 55.68 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 55.64 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: racist
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