What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.