Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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