What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
