The best racist jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 60.91 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 60.67 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 60.40 % from 967 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 60.01 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 59.87 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: racist
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: racist
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