The best racist jokes

A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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has 59.06 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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has 58.89 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
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has 58.89 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 58.89 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 58.88 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 58.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.78 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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has 58.67 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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