Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.