Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.