Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.