What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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