What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.