Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.