There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
