There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.