The best racist jokes

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
has 58.67 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: racist
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
has 58.40 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: racist
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
has 58.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
has 57.99 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
has 57.98 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
has 57.94 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
has 57.87 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
has 57.82 % from 446 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there. His mother didn’t allow it. The boy started to cry, and made his mother to change her mind. Proudly, the boy goes near the gorilla with the banana and as he was about to give it away, the gorilla grabbed him and was prepared to eat him. Crying and shouting, the boy tries to escape, but even his mother stood still in the sight of it. Suddenly, something sounded like a hum up in the air... It was Superman! Superman rescued the child! The crowd relieved applauses. The Media arrived at that point, and the reporters started interviewing Superman. "Which newspaper are you from?" Superman asked to one of them. "New York Times." "You can ask me now." Superman said. "Were you scared while saving the kid?" "Yes, but it doesn’t matter to me. I want to help other human beings, no matter the cost." To the next reporter: "Which newspaper are you from? "Herald Tribute. Which are your beliefs about children?" "I believe that children are the future of our world and that we should, all of us protect them from evil." The third reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?" "Risebroker" (Rizospastis, a Greek newspaper) "To you, you damned communist, I’m not saying a word!" Next Day, Newspapers write in their FrontPage: New York Times – Superman, the abnegation and human sacrifice standard! Herald Tribute – Superman, the defender and children Savior! Risebroker – Superman, Propagandist, right winged fascist, deprives food from South-African immigrant!
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: racist
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