What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
Vote:
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
Vote:
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!