The best racist jokes

Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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has 60.97 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 60.79 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
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has 60.78 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: racist
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 60.68 % from 961 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 60.54 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 59.86 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: racist
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: racist
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: racist
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