There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.