The best racist jokes

How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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has 59.59 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: racist
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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has 59.35 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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has 59.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 59.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: racist
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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has 59.06 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
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