What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body?
A: A Mexican.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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