What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
What's Mexicans favorite video game. Borderlands.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.