What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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