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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
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Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
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What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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How do you hide your money from a mexican?
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What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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