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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
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Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
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How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
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