What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.
He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about.
"Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks.
The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father."
"I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal."
"Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many."
The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards."
The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!"
The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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