Joke #3579

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.

Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.

I've got this black friend... just kidding.

Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!

I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!

Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.

A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor. He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house. When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What is you gypsy eh?" The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!" "No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again. "Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!" "What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage. Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What do you want again eh?" doctor says "I am “better” than you!" "Why is that eh?" doctor says. "We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says. "I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says. "Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"

Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.