Black magic... It doesn't work.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!