The best racist jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 50.51 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.37 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 50.06 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 50.04 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: mexican, money, racist
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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has 49.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 49.39 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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has 49.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
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