Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!