Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"