The best racist jokes

Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 57.17 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: racist
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor. He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house. When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What is you gypsy eh?" The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!" "No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again. "Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!" "What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage. Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What do you want again eh?" doctor says "I am “better” than you!" "Why is that eh?" doctor says. "We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says. "I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says. "Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, doctor, racist
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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has 56.42 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: racist
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