Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.