The best racist jokes

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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