Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"