Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.