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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
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Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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