What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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