The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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has 50.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 50.64 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: mexican, money, racist
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.30 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 50.26 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.83 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 49.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 49.57 % from 486 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
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