Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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