The best racist jokes

Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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has 78.87 % from 2237 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, computer, math, racist
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
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has 78.70 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
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has 78.58 % from 348 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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has 78.57 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
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has 78.51 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, jewish, racist
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
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has 78.51 % from 533 votes. More jokes about: racist
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
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has 78.50 % from 815 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, racist
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
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has 78.49 % from 795 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
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has 78.47 % from 1602 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
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has 78.27 % from 1266 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist, sex
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