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What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
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School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
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Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
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What's Mexicans favorite video game. Borderlands.
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Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
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What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
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Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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