Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
Wing, Wing, Halo
What do you call an Asian billionare.
Cha Ching.