A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
Vote:
Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Vote:
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
Wing, Wing, Halo
What do you call an Asian billionare.
Cha Ching.