On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
What's Mexicans favorite video game. Borderlands.