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What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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has 76.78 % from 1632 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised? A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
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has 76.68 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
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has 76.59 % from 438 votes. More jokes about: racist
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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has 76.52 % from 1246 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 76.50 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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has 76.41 % from 462 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 76.40 % from 548 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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has 76.26 % from 522 votes. More jokes about: racist
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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has 76.25 % from 1905 votes. More jokes about: asian, god, racist
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 76.07 % from 885 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
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