The best racist jokes

What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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has 77.18 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: phone, racist
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
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has 77.18 % from 716 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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has 77.13 % from 425 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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has 76.89 % from 867 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 76.78 % from 557 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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has 76.75 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, asian, racist
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 76.73 % from 2504 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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has 76.62 % from 2108 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sport
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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has 76.61 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: mexican, military, racist
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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has 76.58 % from 1289 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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