The best racist jokes

Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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has 76.28 % from 482 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
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has 76.12 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: racist
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 76.05 % from 1077 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
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has 76.04 % from 477 votes. More jokes about: racist
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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has 75.86 % from 2101 votes. More jokes about: asian, god, racist
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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has 75.85 % from 544 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
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has 75.83 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: racist
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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has 75.82 % from 1032 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 75.76 % from 599 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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has 75.42 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: age, racist, redneck
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