Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.