What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.