What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.