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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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has 77.30 % from 1665 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist, school, teacher
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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has 76.93 % from 1539 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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has 76.86 % from 1079 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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has 76.83 % from 452 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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has 76.81 % from 391 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 76.64 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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has 76.61 % from 1824 votes. More jokes about: asian, god, racist
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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has 76.58 % from 511 votes. More jokes about: racist
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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has 76.45 % from 1189 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 76.22 % from 820 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
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