Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.