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What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
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has 76.85 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: racist
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 76.84 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
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has 76.56 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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has 76.48 % from 477 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 76.16 % from 587 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 76.08 % from 1026 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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has 76.07 % from 2055 votes. More jokes about: asian, god, racist
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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has 75.91 % from 541 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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has 75.59 % from 2508 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sport
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