God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
Copy paste...copy paste...
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas?
Your bike...
What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game.
A: Borderlands.