Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
Wing, Wing, Halo
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"