What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.