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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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has 76.52 % from 2156 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist, school, teacher
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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has 76.51 % from 514 votes. More jokes about: racist
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 76.43 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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has 76.42 % from 571 votes. More jokes about: racist
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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has 76.40 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: phone, racist
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
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has 76.22 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
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has 76.21 % from 512 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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has 76.16 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: age, racist, redneck
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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has 75.84 % from 1456 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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has 75.82 % from 732 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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