The best racist jokes

What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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has 77.43 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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has 77.28 % from 593 votes. More jokes about: mexican, military, racist
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
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has 77.26 % from 835 votes. More jokes about: god, jewish, racist, time, winter
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
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has 77.24 % from 1469 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist, teacher
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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has 77.19 % from 1844 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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has 76.88 % from 2427 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist, school, teacher
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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has 76.86 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: music, racist
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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has 76.83 % from 452 votes. More jokes about: age, racist, redneck
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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has 76.80 % from 654 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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has 76.77 % from 1093 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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