A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher: "What happened Johnny?"
Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.
What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
What do you call an Asian billionare.
Cha Ching.
Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A:They always steal the green cards.
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.