The best racist jokes

What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
has 79.50 % from 1215 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
has 79.35 % from 1252 votes. More jokes about: racist
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
has 79.33 % from 1816 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
has 79.16 % from 897 votes. More jokes about: car, racist
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
has 79.10 % from 1071 votes. More jokes about: racist
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
has 78.93 % from 1598 votes. More jokes about: new year, prison, racist
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
has 78.91 % from 1419 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, racist
Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.
has 78.53 % from 767 votes. More jokes about: racist
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
has 78.53 % from 1393 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
has 78.51 % from 712 votes. More jokes about: god, jewish, racist, time, winter
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