What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
Wing, Wing, Halo