The best racist jokes

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
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What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
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What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.
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Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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