What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
Vote:
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"