What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"