Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.