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What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
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has 79.46 % from 1085 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
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has 79.46 % from 864 votes. More jokes about: fish, genie, racist
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
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has 79.44 % from 976 votes. More jokes about: racist
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
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has 79.42 % from 1692 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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has 79.41 % from 1964 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, jewish, mexican, racist, work
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
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has 79.35 % from 762 votes. More jokes about: car, racist
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
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has 79.33 % from 1017 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
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has 79.30 % from 1269 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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has 79.16 % from 1250 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, sport
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
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has 79.09 % from 1151 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, racist
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