The best racist jokes

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
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has 79.34 % from 674 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
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has 79.21 % from 1198 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
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has 79.17 % from 1241 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
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has 79.09 % from 879 votes. More jokes about: car, racist
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
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has 78.97 % from 1054 votes. More jokes about: racist
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
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has 78.76 % from 1585 votes. More jokes about: new year, prison, racist
Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.
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has 78.58 % from 754 votes. More jokes about: racist
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
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has 78.55 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
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has 78.52 % from 1120 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
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has 78.49 % from 1381 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, racist
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