The best racist jokes

Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
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has 80.09 % from 1441 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
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has 80.01 % from 973 votes. More jokes about: racist
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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has 79.83 % from 2591 votes. More jokes about: racist
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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has 79.83 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: phone, racist
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
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has 79.83 % from 901 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
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has 79.72 % from 1923 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
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has 79.68 % from 2378 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
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has 79.44 % from 791 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
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has 79.32 % from 2046 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
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has 79.31 % from 1834 votes. More jokes about: new year, prison, racist
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