What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
Vote:
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.