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I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
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Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
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Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
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