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What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
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Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
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How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
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Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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What's Mexicans favorite video game. Borderlands.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
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What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
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