Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.