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Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
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has 77.84 % from 1650 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist, sex
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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has 77.81 % from 453 votes. More jokes about: mexican, military, racist
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
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has 77.69 % from 927 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
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has 77.64 % from 1635 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
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has 77.63 % from 1737 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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has 77.60 % from 463 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
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has 77.29 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
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has 76.97 % from 691 votes. More jokes about: racist
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 76.78 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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has 76.53 % from 560 votes. More jokes about: racist
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