The best racist jokes

What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
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has 77.82 % from 675 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
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has 77.72 % from 1716 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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has 77.67 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
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has 77.48 % from 904 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
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has 77.44 % from 654 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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has 77.43 % from 426 votes. More jokes about: mexican, military, racist
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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has 77.09 % from 443 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 77.04 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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has 76.76 % from 2010 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist, school, teacher
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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has 76.73 % from 1967 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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