The best racist jokes

Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
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has 77.90 % from 1565 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist, sex
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
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has 77.84 % from 666 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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has 77.81 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: mexican, military, racist
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
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has 77.81 % from 751 votes. More jokes about: catholic, church, jewish, money, racist
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
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has 77.79 % from 1707 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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has 77.63 % from 430 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
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has 77.58 % from 894 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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has 77.24 % from 1934 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist, school, teacher
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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has 76.88 % from 1868 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
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has 76.86 % from 471 votes. More jokes about: racist
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