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What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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has 78.56 % from 2821 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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has 78.24 % from 3379 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, computer, math, racist
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 78.20 % from 1463 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
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has 77.94 % from 1799 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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has 77.68 % from 580 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
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has 77.66 % from 1827 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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has 77.57 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
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has 77.49 % from 594 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
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has 77.49 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: racist
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: "You are under arrest. I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I'll let you live. If you don't, I'll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive." But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happenedd to be a lawyer. He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them. The ranger said: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell me where the loot is, I'll shoot him here and now." Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man. Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered: "He said, 'You don't have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.'"
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has 77.47 % from 763 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, life, mexican, money, racist
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