The best racist jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
has 78.06 % from 1444 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, sport
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
has 77.98 % from 476 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
has 77.97 % from 752 votes. More jokes about: god, jewish, racist, time, winter
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
has 77.97 % from 1688 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist, sex
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
has 77.74 % from 948 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
has 77.74 % from 1666 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
has 77.64 % from 717 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
has 77.54 % from 1753 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
has 77.06 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: phone, racist
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
has 76.91 % from 1213 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
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