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School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
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has 78.16 % from 485 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
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has 78.16 % from 1679 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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has 77.91 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: mexican, military, racist
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
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has 77.84 % from 862 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
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has 77.77 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
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has 77.60 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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has 77.34 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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has 77.06 % from 1752 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist, school, teacher
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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has 76.98 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: phone, racist
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised? A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
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has 76.91 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
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