The best racist jokes

In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
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has 78.21 % from 658 votes. More jokes about: god, jewish, racist, time, winter
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
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has 77.96 % from 660 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
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has 77.90 % from 1532 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist, sex
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
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has 77.88 % from 1700 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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has 77.57 % from 424 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
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has 77.55 % from 888 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
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has 77.32 % from 462 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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has 77.32 % from 400 votes. More jokes about: mexican, military, racist
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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has 77.14 % from 1885 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist, school, teacher
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
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has 77.04 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: racist
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