The best school jokes

A father went to take his daughter from school. While waiting, he heard her talking with a classmate of hers "I worry so much-..! My dad works 16 hours a day so he can build a dream house for when I grow up. My mom spends her days cooking for me, making deserts and tiding my room so I can have fun. I worry. I’m so worried!" "With that kind of parents you have nothing to worry about," her friend told her. "Yeah, but what if... What if they... What if they... ESCAPE?"
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, school, work
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? Leonard: Why? Jacob: She had bright students!
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has 55.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: school
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: school
How many students does it take to change a light bulb? "Is it worth any bonus marks?"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: school
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, school
"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, school, teacher
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 54.33 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You told me not to use tables.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: school
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.
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has 54.09 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: school
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