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Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate!
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: school
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Colorado Avalanche fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Avalanche fans too. Not really knowing what an Avalanche fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an Avalanche fan," she retorts. "Then," asks her teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Detroit Red Wings Fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the little girl why she is a Wings fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Wings fans, so I'm a Wings fan too," she responds. The teacher is now angry. "That’s no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" "Oh," says the little girl. "Well, then I'd be an Avalanche fan."
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dad, school, sport, stupid, teacher
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? Leonard: Why? Jacob: She had bright students!
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has 55.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You told me not to use tables.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Ramu: "The moon". Teacher: "Why?" Ramu: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Little Johnny was at school one day when the teacher asked the kids if they could use the word definitely in a sentence. Well the first little girl raised her hand and said, "Well the trees are definitely green." The teacher said "No not really because the trees turn yellow red and brown in the fall." The next little boy raised his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher said, "No not really because the sky can be all different colors." From the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand and asked, "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher said, "No Johnny of course not, that’s silly." Then Johnny said, "Well then I definitely shit my pants!"
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has 55.22 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: fart, kids, little Johnny, school, teacher
Mother: Come on Pete you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for the college. Peter: O mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too. Mother: Yes you do. Peter: Give me a good reason Mother: You're 52 and you are the Principal!
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, college, school
Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: school
How many students does it take to change a light bulb? "Is it worth any bonus marks?"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: school
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