The best school jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: school
One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was. The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O". The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?" The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: school, science, teacher
The absent-minded teacher paused to chat awhile with one of her students, then asked, "Which way was I going when I stopped to talk to you?" "That way", the student pointed. ''Good,'' said the teacher, ''then I've had my lunch."
has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
has 41.47 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, school
At school, a soldier spoke to Johnny's class. Johnny felt enthusiastic about joining the military, so he went home and told his dad. To his surprise, this was the biggest step forward in his life, so his dad decided to explain the military to him. "Son, I'll teach you what you need to know about the military. The Army and Navy are the only two REAL branches of our military. The Marine Corps is a cult. The Coast Guard is playing a game called 'Pretend Navy Since 1915'." So Johnny asks his dad, "what about the Air Force?" Johnny's dad explained to him, "well son, the Air Force is like a giant corporation. Just a bunch of people sitting at desks playing Flight Simulator and bullshitting with each other." By that time, Johnny was amazed and decided he wanted to join the military, but wanted to know what his daddy did. "What did you do in the military, dad?" "Well son, I spoke Chinese and shot at the Americans in Vietnam."
has 40.65 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: air force, little Johnny, military, navy, school
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
What did the music teacher need a ladder for? To reach the top notes.
has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: school
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
has 40.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
An announcement came over the intercom for the college students: "Will the students who are parked on the wrong side of the Parking area please move their cars." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the three hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: school
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