Teacher: “How do you spell “dog”?” Boy: “D, o, g, enter.”
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day. “How do you like your new teacher,” she asked. “I don’t. She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present. But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol? A: Tequila Mockingbird
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted to be very clear!
Teacher: You boy, what’s your name? Boy: Mickey Jones. Teacher: We’ll call you Jones here. We don’t use first names. Boy: My dad won’t like that – he takes offence if people take the Mickey out of my name.
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.