The best school jokes

Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ramu: Your name on this report card.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dad, school
An announcement came over the intercom for the college students: "Will the students who are parked on the wrong side of the Parking area please move their cars." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the three hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back." "I had the same thing man," his friend says. "All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes." "That's it?" the guy asked. "I'll do it tonight if it means getting rid of the damn rodents." About a week later the guy gets a call. "How's it going with the mice, buddy?" "Not so good, dude." "What's the problem?" his friend asks. "To be honest, I'm having a lot of trouble holding their little legs apart."
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.” “Yes, sir,” the boys said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.”
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
What did the music teacher need a ladder for? To reach the top notes.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
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