The best school jokes

Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
A student called her best friend and said that she had some great news. “The teacher told me that we had to do a test today in rain or shine,” she told her. “Why is that great,” her friend asked. “It’s snowing today!”
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ramu: Your name on this report card.
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dad, school
An announcement came over the intercom for the college students: "Will the students who are parked on the wrong side of the Parking area please move their cars." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the three hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: school
I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant. I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean. I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience. I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it. I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: IT, school
What did the music teacher need a ladder for? To reach the top notes.
has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
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