Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.