The best science jokes

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, science, women
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 51.24 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: atheist, science
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
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