Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.