The best science jokes

If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!" The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: "Frog with 4 legs – jumps 2 feet." Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: "Frog with 3 legs – jumps 1.5 feet." He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: "Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot." He continues and removes yet another leg. "Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot. So he writes in his lab book again: "Frog with one leg – jumps 0.5 feet." Finally he chops off the last leg. He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog doesn’t move. "Jump frog, jump!" Again the frog stays on the line. "Come on frog, jump!" But to no avail. The biologist finally writes in his book: "Frog with no legs – goes deaf."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, science
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 54.33 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Q: What do you get when you complete science class? A: A graduated cylinder.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, graduation, science
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, science, women