The best science jokes

Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, political, science, women