The best science jokes

Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.99 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: gay, science