The best science jokes

Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, political, science, women
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, science
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, science, women
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.13 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science