The best science jokes

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 50.70 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: atheist, science
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 48.93 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science