In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.