Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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