The best science jokes

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 50.70 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 48.93 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama