The best science jokes

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, chemistry, science
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, political, science, women
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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has 58.55 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, science
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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