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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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