The best science jokes

Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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has 61.48 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, chemistry, science
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, political, science, women
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, science
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
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