Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.