The best science jokes

Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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