The best science jokes

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
One day a group of engineers got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one engineer to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The engineer walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost." God listened patiently to the man and after the engineer was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man-making contest." The man replied, "Okay, great!" But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam." The engineers said, "Sure, no problem." He bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt. God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. Go get your own dirt!"
has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god, science
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.
has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, science
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, science
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
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