The best science jokes

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, science, work
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, chemistry, science
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, science
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