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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, science
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
One day a group of engineers got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one engineer to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The engineer walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost." God listened patiently to the man and after the engineer was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man-making contest." The man replied, "Okay, great!" But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam." The engineers said, "Sure, no problem." He bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt. God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. Go get your own dirt!"
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god, science
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, chemistry, science
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