The best science jokes

Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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