The best science jokes

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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