Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.
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They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
A: A graduated cylinder.
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Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.