The best science jokes

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, political, science, women
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: atheist, science
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.13 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: gay, science