The best science jokes

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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