Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.
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Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
A: A graduated cylinder.
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There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs.
He was measuring just how far frogs could jump.
So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!"
The frog jumps 2 feet.
He writes in his lab book: "Frog with 4 legs – jumps 2 feet."
Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment.
"Jump frog jump!" he says.
The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet.
So he writes in his lab book: "Frog with 3 legs – jumps 1.5 feet."
He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot.
He writes in his book: "Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot."
He continues and removes yet another leg.
"Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot.
So he writes in his lab book again: "Frog with one leg – jumps 0.5 feet."
Finally he chops off the last leg.
He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump.
"Jump frog, jump!"
The frog doesn’t move.
"Jump frog, jump!"
Again the frog stays on the line.
"Come on frog, jump!"
But to no avail.
The biologist finally writes in his book: "Frog with no legs – goes deaf."
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.