Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert.
After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, John woke up his friend.
"Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Jack looked up and replied, "I can see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked John.
Jack thought for a minute and said.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
After a moment of silence, John spoke.
"It tells two things to me. First is that... you are an idiot."
Jack looked at John, surprised. "Why do you say so?" he said.
"Because it has still not occurred to you that someone has stolen our tent." replied John.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.