# The best science jokes

Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, John woke up his friend. "Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Jack looked up and replied, "I can see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asked John. Jack thought for a minute and said. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" After a moment of silence, John spoke. "It tells two things to me. First is that... you are an idiot." Jack looked at John, surprised. "Why do you say so?" he said. "Because it has still not occurred to you that someone has stolen our tent." replied John.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: friendship, hunting, science, stupid, time
There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!" The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: "Frog with 4 legs – jumps 2 feet." Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: "Frog with 3 legs – jumps 1.5 feet." He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: "Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot." He continues and removes yet another leg. "Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot. So he writes in his lab book again: "Frog with one leg – jumps 0.5 feet." Finally he chops off the last leg. He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog doesn’t move. "Jump frog, jump!" Again the frog stays on the line. "Come on frog, jump!" But to no avail. The biologist finally writes in his book: "Frog with no legs – goes deaf."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, science
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.17 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
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