Maths is like s*x...
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!
The neighbor from below told me that If I flood him once again, he will rape me.
So I turn on the water. I sit and wait.
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon.
That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business.
One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air."
The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun?
A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.