The best sex jokes

A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
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has 62.98 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dating, drug, money, sex, tax
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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has 62.97 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
Woman to doctor: ‘Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.’ Doctor: ‘And what are you taking for it?’ Woman: ‘Pepper.’
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has 62.78 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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has 62.78 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
What’s a man’s definition of safe sex? Meeting his mistress at least 30 miles from his house.
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has 62.75 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: sex
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
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