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Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dating, drug, money, sex, tax
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 62.78 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
What do you call men who use the pull out method? Fathers.
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has 62.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, women
A beautiful woman sits next to a drunk in a bar. He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey. How about you and me getting it on? I’ve got a couple of pounds and it looks like you could use the money.’ The woman turns to him and says, ‘What makes you think I charge by the inch?’
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has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
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has 62.37 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
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