The best sex jokes

Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife, women
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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has 62.77 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: poems, religious, sex
What’s a man’s definition of safe sex? Meeting his mistress at least 30 miles from his house.
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has 62.75 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you call men who use the pull out method? Fathers.
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has 62.75 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, military, sex, wife
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dating, drug, money, sex, tax
Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.
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has 62.38 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
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