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Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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has 61.29 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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has 61.29 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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has 61.24 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
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has 61.18 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business. One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
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has 61.13 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 60.89 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
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has 60.82 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: sex
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
"Will you marry me?" Is a marriage proposal. "Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex, wedding
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