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What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.
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Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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What do nostalgic gynaecologists do? Look up old friends.
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Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
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Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. ‘Hello, Murphy,’ he says. ‘What time did you pull out this morning?’ ‘I didn’t,’ replies Murphy. ‘And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’
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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
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