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Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar. He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon. The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation. Lalu said, "Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know." They went. Had lots of fun and came back. Wife back at home asked, "I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for." The Husband said, "Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of sex, jokes, fun all that is honeymoon." The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
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Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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Two old men hobble into the pub. One says, ‘I’ve heard Guinness puts lead in your pencil. Shall we try some?’ ‘All right,’ says the other. ‘But, to be honest, I’ve got nobody to write to.’
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Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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