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Camilla goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, whenever one sucks Charlie's cock one gets a stomach ache." The doctor says "Have you tried Andrew's?"
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men, sex
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
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has 57.10 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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has 57.06 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, sex
An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. "I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said. The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"
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has 57.05 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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has 57.00 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, ugly, Yo mama
I think you’ll find that any of my lady companions will tell you I’m a ‘five times a night man’. I really shouldn’t drink so much tea before I go to bed.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, sex, stupid
My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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has 56.75 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
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