The best sex jokes

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, women
Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
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has 57.60 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: car, school, sex
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: sex
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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has 57.53 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: husband, kids, marriage, sex
Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar. "Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?" "Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." "A pair of slippers and a dildo?" "Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuck yourself.' "
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, birthday, dirty, friendship, sex
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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has 57.38 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, sex
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q:Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A:They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
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