The best sex jokes

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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has 58.29 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
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has 58.28 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: car, school, sex
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
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has 58.27 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.98 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex, single, time
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