‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Rodney Dangerfield
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.
Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner. ‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner. ‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
What’s the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
A Lalu originally from Bihar now in USA went to India and brought a physiologically checked out virgin from a small happy town as wife. Ideal Lalu decided to have first night in USA. He prepared her, took their all clothes off and was ready to penetrate for intercourse and young bride stopped him. "What are you trying to do," she asked. Lalu explained the spousal sex. The bride said, "In that case try my back hole it will be lots of fun for you."