Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.