What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs?
He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’
Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee.
The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is.
He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times.
It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night.
So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost.
His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move.
She: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he was stuck in the chicken.
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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