Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’
Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’
Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck.
The father says "okay, you know what to do."
Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick."
The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.
My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move.
She: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he was stuck in the chicken.
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home.
They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition.
"I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said.
The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity?
A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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