The best sex jokes

My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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has 58.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
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has 58.28 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: car, school, sex
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
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has 58.27 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why are guys like microwavable meals? They’re both done in 30 seconds.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
My mate down the pub asked me last night "Why do you have so many sex noises saved to your phone?" I said, "It's for sound effects during sex." He asked, "Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?" I replied, "No, I work in a morgue."
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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has 57.65 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: husband, kids, marriage, sex
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