The best sex jokes

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.18 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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has 57.17 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, sex
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: friendship, marriage, mean, sex, stupid
I think you’ll find that any of my lady companions will tell you I’m a ‘five times a night man’. I really shouldn’t drink so much tea before I go to bed.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 56.63 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’ Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
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