The best sex jokes

Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?" Woman: "No." Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.49 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex
A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife. After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says "Hey honey, wanna do a sixty-nine?" "Well, you've got a lot of nerve! First you come home late, you're drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchin and fix you Mongolian beef with snow-peas!"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, sex, wife
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 57.08 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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has 56.95 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, sex
A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: friendship, marriage, mean, sex, stupid
I think you’ll find that any of my lady companions will tell you I’m a ‘five times a night man’. I really shouldn’t drink so much tea before I go to bed.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
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