The best sex jokes

Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 57.18 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they? A: His left hand and his right hand.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, men, sex
Q:Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A:They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: friendship, marriage, mean, sex, stupid
I think you’ll find that any of my lady companions will tell you I’m a ‘five times a night man’. I really shouldn’t drink so much tea before I go to bed.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’ Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
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