The best sex jokes

Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
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Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
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Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
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