The best sex jokes

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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has 56.95 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, sex
A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: friendship, marriage, mean, sex, stupid
I think you’ll find that any of my lady companions will tell you I’m a ‘five times a night man’. I really shouldn’t drink so much tea before I go to bed.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 56.77 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 56.73 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
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has 56.66 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: sex
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