Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican? A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife. After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says "Hey honey, wanna do a sixty-nine?" "Well, you've got a lot of nerve! First you come home late, you're drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchin and fix you Mongolian beef with snow-peas!"
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man.
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.